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Praise Cheesus! (Part 4)

Posted on July 28, 2009 at 4:55 PM

If ever I could type out a large sigh effectively, I would.


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Goddammit, man. I mean, come on, ABC. You sent your camera crews and reporters down there to take a picture of a piece of shit?


This fourth entry in the apparently ongoing series of images appearing in things really can't sink any lower. You would think the Virgin Mary would find better things to appear in than bird shit, but apparently the bird shit has meaning now. This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, folks. It's just some oval-like image that looks similar to another oval-like image of the Virgin Mary (there are thousands of paintings and drawings of the Virgin Mary, but they found one that looks close and went with it, I guess, not to mention thousands of obscure oval images).


What does one get out of this? Is it supposed to confirm her existance or perhaps it confirms the devine qualities of pices of random shit that an animal craps out. I think I mentioned in my Part 3 blog that it was only a matter of time before someone saw an image in a piece of shit...well here it is. I said that sarcastically and lo-and-behold look what was in the news recently. I don't plan these things out, newscasters constantly report it and I feel the need to point it out and say "stop it."


Seeing as how I apparently predicted this, I'll throw out another random thing someone will claim to see an image in...grasping....hold on....ok, the image of Ernest Borgnine will appear in a cigarette rug burn in Alabama.


Signing off,

~JC

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2 Comments

Reply frdrizzt (Anthony)
4:33 PM on August 9, 2009 
This story yet again proves that all the media covers is truly shit.
Reply J. Conrady
4:19 PM on August 16, 2009 
Yeah, this will be an ongoing series, but I don't think it can get any worse than this one. I'm still waiting for the Chuck Norris image to appear on someone's drywall.

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